5 reasons I love you:

1. you sometimes leave the room to fart.
2. you let me use you as my personal hot rock.
3. you let me eat all of the sandwich you just made because you know better than to believe me when I say I just want half.
4. you will, without hesitation, put your own socks from your own feet on my feet.
5. you can always make me laugh with the apology dance.

Love, Princess Piggy